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Monday, April 12, 2021

Popular Dog Names in Zimbabwe and Cow Names in Rural Areas.

Popular Dog Names in Zimbabwe

Popular Cow Names in Zimbabwe Rural Areas

After realizing that many people are interested in dog pet names, I decided to take a trip through the flowery road called nostalgia. I will write about my experience from the context of a Zimbabwean city boy growing up in a suburban area, as well as my experience visiting the rural areas for the first time. If you were born and raised in Zimbabwe you know very well that as an urban city boy, you were so excited when the school holidays were around the corner. There is no exciting week at school like the last week of the term. One of the things that we loved about the one-month holidays was the exciting prospect and adventures of visiting the rural areas to see grandma and grandpa, and many more things. In Zimbabwe, rural areas are the countryside where people live the subsistence farming lifestyle. Many things are freely available, cheap and tax-free. Unlike in the city, you won't need to buy basic necessities like food crops, vegetables, milk and meat because grandpa has a kraal, growing fields and food stocks in the grain hut.

City boys are excited to visit the rural areas for the first time, just as rural boys are excited to visit the city for the first time. City boys are excited to see how a cow is milked, herded and slaughtered, how to catch fish in the river, venturing into the bushes and mountains, collecting wild fruits, and maybe see a rabbit, pangolin, kudu or jackal in the wild. After playing in the dust all day, we would go to the nearby river or stream for a compulsory bath, then go home for a delicious meaty vegetable dish with Sadza waiting for us,  to be finished with curdled milk (mukaka wakakora) as a dessert. Uhmm ( salivating). What kind of Zim child doesn't love this delicacy? :)

One of the things I loved as a child on my vacation in the rural ruras was waking up in the morning to watch cows being milked in the kraal and going out in the fields to graze the cattle with my uncle. All the cows in the kraal had names, as is the tradition in Zimbabwean rural Shona households. Each cow is given a name either by the grandpa, uncles or boys in the family.

What struck me about the names given to each cow in the kraal in my grandpa's homestead was their fascinating resemblance to the cow's personality. Here are some of the cows that were in my grandpa's kraal:

Charubek - This was a bull loved by everyone, from kids to elders. He was kind of admired for his strength, muscular, mean and handsome looks. Charubek resembled someone with power, an African Chief or King.

Maddicows - I don't know how the name was spelt but "Maddicows or Muddycows" is how it was pronounced. This cow had long horns. She was very troublesome judging by the reaction of herders who knew her, my uncle, grandpa and even grandma. They would be heard complaining or pissed by how Maddicows trespassed the neighbour's field, grazing on their crops and grass. Maddicows would occasionally break out from the herd, grazing on forbidden land and the next thing, my uncle would be out looking for her....

Nice - She was a dairy cow with black and white spots, and large udders. She was kind  of silent, steady and docile, a mature matron who didn't need to be herded but knew when and where to go.

Masister - She was a golden red young cow, distrustful and wary of people and creatures.

As kids, the saddest time was the last few days of our vacation, especially the last day. We would entertain hopes that maybe mum was joking or she would actually extend the vacation when we told her we wanted to stay. But alas, the day would come... The journey back to the city was particularly silent and sad. Four days later, I would be sitting in the classroom, with an English assignment before me "What Did You Do During the Holidays?" 

Without wasting time, here are some of the names that Zimbabweans give to Cows and Dogs:

Popular Dog Names in Zimbabwe:

If you live in high density suburbs of the city, you will realize that houses are close, streets are a maze, and dogs bark here and there. As you walk through the streets, you will come across many names:) , although fewer people have dogs in Zimbabwe than other countries I have visited. I guess fewer dogs means Zimbabwe is a relative safe country, since most people in urban Africa get dogs for home protection and security against burglars, while those in the rural areas keep dogs for hunting and protection.

Rhodesian Ridgeback
The Zimbabwean Rhodesian Ridgeback

Shumba - (Shona name for Lion)

Tiger

Fox

Danger

Bomber

Zesa - (Yes, some people use this name for their dogs. It's an abbreviation for Zimbabwe Electricity Supply Authority)

Fire

Scotch

Blakey

Sango

Bingo

Spider

Hyena

Gringo

Ginger

Ringo

China

India

Killer

Jagger

Puma

Panda

Daff

Mamba

Razor

Super

Shango

Shasha - (Shona name for Champion)

Terror

Cheetah

Jumbo

Russia

Rambo

Ninja

Bush

Togo

Siren

Sport

Saisai

Soja

Jecha

Jet

Njanji

Gava

Diesel

Cooper

Vaya

Viva

Zeus

Ranger

Honda

Bozzo

Brick

Greek

Dizzy

Shadow

Popular Names for Cows in Zimbabwe Rural Areas:

Sanga Africander Cow

Charubek

Maddicows or Muddycows

Masister

Hippo

Rhino

Buffalo

Nice

Bantom

Harare

Bishop

Blanket

Champion

Kudu

Shangani

Zambezi

Kariba

Viscos

Blazer

Zambia

Egypt

Kilimanjaro

Safari

Tyson

Disaster

Samora

Nyika

Zeus

Viva


Monday, March 29, 2021

Michael Jackson Dance Impersonators from Zimbabwe, Zambia and South Africa Compete :) Who is the Best?

Michael Jackson Dance Impersonators from Zimbabwe, Zambia and South Africa Compete :) Who is the Best?

 Michael Jackson is undoubtedly the most popular artist and dancer of the 21st century, a universal legend and once in a lifetime talent that only comes once in a thousand years. The “King of Pop” as he was affectionately known by his fans and the media broke many records which earned him a place in the Guinness Book of Records and many other awards. Just to show you how popular he was, the Thriller hitmaker had 16 Guinness Book of Records entries. He was inducted in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, National Museum of Dance & Hall of Fame, Songwriters Hall of Fame including Honours from two US presidents. But this is just a warm up, these are only a few of hundreds of awards the man has won.... we haven’t begun yet....

He also happens to be the most travelled Pop Artist, having visited more countries than any other artist, and getting a VIP presidential reception and protection whenever he went. His influence was felt everywhere, leaking a mark in all four corners of the globe. Excited fans including the paparazzi chased his motorcade and invaded the places he visited and stayed in.

Today, there are MJ dance impersonators in just about all countries around the world.....the legend continues J Featured below are Michael Jackson dance impersonators from Zimbabwe, Zambia and South Africa.

Zimbabwe MJ Dance Impersonators : Smooth Criminal

Representing Zimbabwe in the Michael Jackson dance contest was a trio of Junior High School boys from Bulawayo dancing to Smooth Criminal at an outdoor event. Looking spick and span in smart suits, Fedora hats and moccasins resembling the original Smooth Criminal  video, the boys displayed a flawless, smooth, and well executed choreography that would impress Simon Cowell on America's Got Talent show. During the dance scene, the young Zimbabwean Michael Jackson in white suit was occasionally breaking out from the choreography to showcase his individual skills.

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Zambia MJ Dance Impersonators : Thriller

Standing in for Zambia was a 5-man group, dancing to Thriller, Michael Jackson’s best selling album. The performance was cute, funny and interesting to watch, drawing smiles and amused emojis on Facebook. If you want a truly African representation of a Michael Jackson dance, then you would better watch this video. The choreography was also good. What I like about this video is that MJ was not dressed in his trademark red Thriller jacket and tight pants. He looked like a typical African villager going to the market, wearing a safari shirt, straw hat and sandals. The zombies were impressive, looking like diesel mechanics in dirty overalls, with grease smeared on their hair, face and skin. 

South Africa MJ Dance Impersonator : Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough

Dressed in typical Michael Jackson style, black striped pants, glitter socks and moccasins, including a curly hairstyle, a dancer from KZN, South Africa known as Michael Ngcobo became the talk of Twitter when he was captured on video dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” in a public square. He tours towns and neighbourhoods dancing in the streets, taxi ranks and open market places. Michael Ngcobo was featured on ENCA/SABC TV. He is undoubtedly a hard worker and hustler who dances with passion, and getting rewarded for it by the crowds he entertains.

 

Thursday, March 4, 2021

How To Make Money Online Without Paying Anything in Zimbabwe – Freelancer Jobs, Book Publishing and Online Tutoring

Online Paying Jobs in Zimbabwe – Get Hired By Employers Around The World - Make Money From Freelancing, Book Publishing and Online Tutoring

This articles features local and overseas-based Zimbabweans making money online on:

- Freelance Platforms

- Amazon KDP Book Publishing Platform

- Online Tutoring

Are you one of those people wasting their Econet Data on social media, browsing Facebook all day and leaving comments? There are more productive things you can do with your data rather than chasing Facebook Likes, things which can earn you money online and get your money’s worth for your data.

The internet was invented in 1983 by the US Defense Department as a military communication project (ARPANET) during the cold war era. However, it was not until 6 August 1991 that the internet was officially available to the public. The internet is over 30 years old now and during this time, it has opened many opportunities for people around the world to work from home and earn money online. The world is now a virtual global village whereby employers and workers from any part of the world can meet online to complete projects.

Global employers and clients usually outsource their work, assignments and projects to people in low-wage but highly skilled countries such as India, Philippines, Pakistani, Egypt, Morocco, Venezuela, Iran, Bolivia and Eastern Europe (Poland, Ukraine, Romania, Serbia, Albania etc.).

In Africa, outsourcing countries which are popular with overseas employers/clients are South Africa, Kenya, Egypt and Morocco). Countries like Zimbabwe have been too slow to get on board, sleeping for decades, unaware of the contractual employment and business opportunities which are available on online freelance platforms. However, a check on popular freelance websites shows that Zimbabwe is starting to grab the opportunities with a notable number of freelancers getting high ratings and good reviews for their work in fields such as software development, programming, web design and graphic design. Zimbabwe looks like a promising and upcoming country for outsourcing web and software development. Of course, I also came across a few highly rated freelancers specializing in writing, virtual assistant work and accounting, but the majority of highly rated Zimbabwean freelancers seem to be software/web programming gurus.





 

Make Money From Freelance Sites

What is a Freelance Platform or Website?

A freelance platform is an online job outsourcing platform (website) where employers and workers around the globe meet. The employer/client posts jobs and projects on the platform on which workers must bid on. The winning bid gets the job. There is a timeframe on which the job must be completed, and the worker gets paid once the job is delivered. The worker can withdraw their earnings via different payment methods such as Payoneer, Wire Transfer and PayPal.

How Much Can You Earn on Freelance Platforms?

How much you earn depends on the number of jobs won and completed. You must aim to get good ratings and reviews on your first jobs, because employers will read your profile before hiring you. Good ratings and reviews will get you more jobs from repeat buyers who are impressed with your work as well as new employers who are impressed with your ratings and reviews.

The trick to win jobs is to bid low when you are starting out, because there is a lot of competition on the platform. Once you are established, you can raise your price a bit.

Is This a Full or Part-Time Job?

Being a freelancer allows you to work on your own schedule because you are a self-employed contract worker. Based on their success on the platform, some freelancers have turned this into a full-time job while some prefer to do it part-time to get extra money in their pocket.

Is It Free To Join a Freelance Platform?

Yes, most online freelance platforms are free to join because they are legit. There are no upfront fees for anything. Bidding for jobs is free. Just sign up and complete your profile, then start bidding for jobs. Some of the most popular freelance platforms are:

·       JobsMarket

·       Freelancer

·       Upwork

·       Guru

·       PeoplePerHour

·       Fiverr


Write a Book and Publish It on Amazon

A check on Amazon KDP book publishing platform shows that there is only a handful of writers and book authors from Zimbabwe. Of course, Zimbabwe has classic literature and classical writers such as Dambudzo Marechera, Charles Mungoshi, Yvonne Vera, Chenjerai Hove, Tsitsi Dangarembwa and Doris Lessing whose literature can be found on GoodReads. I am talking about the ordinary writer like your next-door neighbour, the school leaver and the common man in the streets who wants to write books for fun as well as make a few dollars to buy some KFC and coke. Tapiwa Mugabe is a young UK-based poet who seems to be doing well on Amazon and GoodReads.





How Do You Make Money from Amazon KDP?

All you need to do is write a book and publish it on the platform. Amazon doesn’t charge you any money or fee for publishing books on their platform. It’s totally free. Just fire up your computer, open Microsoft Word and start writing your book, whether it be a novel, poetry, documentary, fiction or non-fiction, thriller, fantasy, mystery, romance, horror, adventure, suspense or whatever genre.

Upload your book on Amazon KDP, set the price for example $15 and click Publish. Your book will appear on Amazon and anybody from around the world can buy it online. Amazon allows you to publish a hard copy of your book as well as a digital version (ebook). When somebody purchases your book online, Amazon will print the hard copy and ship it to the buyer. The digital version is accessed on the Kindle Reader Tablet. Its price is set lower than the hard copy.

The good thing about publishing a book on Amazon is that it’s totally free and once your book is uploaded, you don’t need to do anything except earning royalties while you sleep and relax.


Online Tutoring Jobs

Online tutoring is a big market with lots of part-time employment opportunities for anyone who is qualified in their field. The market has exploded, becoming even bigger and necessary in this Coronavirus pandemic where social distancing and lockdowns are being implemented to prevent the spread of the virus. Millions of parents around the world hire full and part-time tutors to help their kids with homework. You don’t need to be a qualified teacher to work as an online tutor. Anybody with specialized knowledge or good academic grades in specific subjects can be an online tutor. Most online tutoring platforms pay per question answered or per assignment done.

The following are some of the online tutoring platforms than you can sign up for and start helping students with their assignments:

·       StudyPool

·       Toogit

·       VIPKid

·       Tutors.com

·       Teacheron.com

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

How To Open an FNB Non-Resident Account / South African Bank Account for Zimbabweans and Other Foreigners

 

How To Open an FNB Non-Resident Account / South African Bank Account for Zimbabweans and Other Foreigners



Shame, shame, shame – Zimbabwe is still not part of the Rand Monetary Union. Always backward and too slow to adapt, creating financial difficulties for its citizens. The first attempt by Zimbabwe to join the Rand Monetary Union was made in 2019, a last ditch effort and desperate move by RBZ and the then Minister of Finance Mthuli Ncube to arrest spiraling inflation in a highly unstable economy. It was already too late as Zimbabwe didn't meet the requirements (and couldn't qualify), having dragged its feet for the past 25 years or so when conditions were ideal to join the CMA. 

FNB, a subsidiary of FirstRand Bank Ltd is one of the South African banks that allows non-resident foreigners to open a cheque bank account with them. FNB stands for First National Bank and it’s one of the top 5 biggest banks in South Africa, undoubtedly the most popular bank in the Rand Common Monetary Area which includes South Africa, Namibia, Swaziland and Lesotho as well as in SADC and Africa at large in countries like Botswana, Zambia, Angola, Mozambique, Tanzania, Ghana and Uganda.

You don't need any kind of residence permit (work, study or business permit) to open an FNB non-resident bank account. This is a special bank account for non-resident foreigners who don't live or stay in South Africa. Those with a South African residence permit must open a normal South African bank account which offers full features for both South African citizens and permit holders. If you travel regularly or occasionally to South Africa on a holiday visa, then you are better off having a non-resident South African bank account. You don’t need to go to South Africa to open a non-resident bank account. The foreign bank account can be opened from your country of citizenship or residence in the comfort of your home. All you need is a computer, internet and email to submit your application.

Submit your application to the FNB Forex Department via email. The FNB Forex Department deals with non-resident bank accounts for foreigners. They will reply you within 3 business days with an attachment of PDF application forms that have to be filled, signed and certified by the applicant before being sent back.

There are 6 application forms that you have to download from your email and fill. These are:

  1. BOB Application Form
  2. Customer Information Form
  3. Self Certification Form
  4. Signature Card Form
  5. Declaration Form (To be notarized - stamped and signed by the Commissioner of Oaths)
  6. Waiver and Indemnity Form (To be notarized - stamped and signed by the Commissioner of Oaths)

You also need to submit the following:

  1. Certified Photocopy of your National Identity Card or Passport
  2. Certified Photocopy of your Proof of Address (Utility Bill). This can be any utility bill, invoice, receipt or statement showing your residential address, for example Water Bill, Electricity Bill, Municipality Rent Invoice, Bank Account Statement, Home Telephone Bill, Home Internet Bill, Home DSTV Bill, Clothing Account, Home Postal Box Renewal Invoice, Gas Delivery Bill and so on.

Download the PDF forms to your computer, and print them in black & white copies on a jet ink printer. If you don’t have a printer, computer or laptop, go to the internet cafe and print out the PDF forms from your email. Print out the pages separately on A4 paper, so all in all, you should print out eight separate pages as follows:

  • BOB Application Form (Page 1)
  • Customer Information Form (Page 1 and 2)
  • Self Certification Form (Page 1 and 2)
  • Signature Card Form (Page 1)
  • Declaration Form (Page 1)
  • Waiver and Indemnity Form (Page 1)

Fill in and sign the forms with black ink where applicable.

Take the forms (including a photocopy of your ID/Passport and Utility Bill) to the Commissioner of Oaths. The Commissioner of Oaths should certify your ID/Passport and Utility Bill copies.  Your Declaration and Waiver/ Indemnity forms need to be notarized (stamped and signed) by the Commissioner of Oaths.

The rest of the forms don’t need to be stamped or certified. Just fill and sign them.

Take all your signed and completed FNB forms, including certified copies of your ID/Passport and Utility Bill, and scan them to your email, USB flash drive or laptop. Your documents should be scanned to a high resolution (minimum of A4 size 846x1183 pixels high) using a scanner machine. The text and handwriting on the scanned documents should be clear and readable when opened to 100% on a PDF reader or viewer.

Open your email and attach the scanned PDF documents. Send your email to FNB Non-Resident Centre Virtual Banking: nonres@fnb.co.za

Alternatively, you can fax your scanned documents to Fax number +2711 371 7621

Or courier them to: FNB Place, FNB Non-Resident Centre, 30 Diagonal Street, Johannesburg, 2001.

If you are sending them by courier, use TNT Express, DHL, FedEx or any other commercial courier. A Public/Post Office courier can also be used but you must send by Registered Mail, not normal mail.

Wait for a response from FNB Non-Resident Centre. If your scanned documents were sent via email, you should expect a quicker response, within 72 business hours.

If your document submission was approved, FNB will process will process your application and open a Non-Resident Cheque Account for you. They will also send an FNB Gold Debit Card to your residential address. Your application may be forwarded to and checked by FirstRand Bank Ltd before approval.

FNB South Africa Offices:  Non-Resident Account

So You Opened an FNB Non-Resident Cheque Account, Now What?

The FNB Non-Resident Cheque Account gives you some benefits which are listed below:

-          FNB Visa Gold Debit Card to withdraw cash from ATMs as well as make POS transactions in offline shops and buy online locally and internationally. (You have to be in the Rand Monetary Area to make these transactions).

-          Register for online banking on the FNB South Africa website. Log in to view transactions and balance. Initiate transfers and payments.

-          Use the FNB South Africa App on your smartphone. Log in to view transactions and balance. Initiate transfers and payments.

-          Make and receive international payments including wire transfers.

-          Make online scheduled payments and debit orders for local payments.

-          Make local transactions online.

-          Transfer funds between accounts online

What You Cannot Do with Your FNB Non-Resident Bank Account and Debit Card

This has to be emphasized because some Zimbabweans who opened a non-resident FNB account found their transactions and accounts blocked. To avoid your account or transactions being blocked, you should be aware of the limits that this bank account has:

Your FNB non-resident account can only receive transfers, deposits and payments from outside the Rand Monetary Area. This means you can only receive transfers, deposits and payments from outside South Africa, Namibia, Lesotho and Swaziland. You are not allowed to receive payments/transfers from these countries. That means if you have a friend, relative or business partner residing in the Rand Monetary Area, they cannot send you money. However, you can initiate transfers and send payments to people in the Rand Monetary Area.

There are special circumstances that allow you to receive payments and transfers from the Rand Monetary Area, and the sender/payer must make this clear in their bank payment description, for example if you own rental properties in South Africa, own shares from local investments, get paid by South African affiliate programs etc, these are all eligible circumstances that allow you to receive payments from the Rand Monetary Area. FNB will ask you to provide a reason for any incoming payments, transfers and deposits before crediting the received funds into your account. They may ask you to provide proof of source of funds if you are receiving payments from the Rand Monetary Area. Funds received from sale of exports and loan credits need to be proved with an applicable reference number from the authorities which shall be supplied to the FNB Forex Department.

At this point, you can see that the FNB non-resident account will be suitable for you if you are receiving foreign currency e.g. US Dollars, British Pounds, Euros, Canadian Dollars, Chinese Yuan, Pulas, Nairas and so on.

Your FNB Debit Card can only be used in the Rand Monetary Area. That means your FNB Debit Card cannot be used in Zimbabwe and other foreign countries which are not part of the Rand Monetary Area. The only time you use your FNB Visa Gold Debit Card is when you are travelling to South Africa, Namibia, Lesotho or Swaziland. It can be used to make local and international payments, POS transactions as well as withdraw cash from ATMs while you are in these areas.

Your FNB Account should be active, receiving money on an occasional or regular basis. Non-resident bank accounts which have not received money (maintaining a zero balance) for a long time will be closed. Make sure that there is some little maintenance balance left in your account (as in a savings account) to prevent closure. If you are one of those people who open a bank account and forget about it for six months or one year, then you should wait opening an account until you get consistent inflows.

An FNB Non-Resident Account is not for immigrants living in South Africa under a study, business or work permit/visa. Immigrants who are working, studying or running a business in South Africa should open a Resident Account, which is quite different from the Non-Resident Account.

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